No help at all

I’ve argued on the Internet a lot today. If anyone wants to reach me, please contact Augustus Conklin, my publicist/spokesman.

gentleman lawyer cat

gentleman lawyer cat

He doesn’t have email or a phone number (so old-school, right?!), but you can usually find him in the window of my house.

p.s. I’m at least 70% sure he’s a Republican (look at that bow tie, some serious Tucker Carlson vibes), but totally unsatisfied with the field of presidential nominees.


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